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Sylvia: “Dad, can you write in the dark?”

Dad: “I think so. What do you want me to write?”

Sylvia: “Your name on this report card.”

- Raj

Mother: “Why did you get such a low mark on that test?”

Junior: “Because of absence.”

Mother: “You mean you were absent on the day of the test?”

Junior: “No, but the kid who sits next to me was.”

- Anna

Teacher: “John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?”

John: “You told me to do it without using tables.”

- Lokesh

A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination.
On the paper there was a single line which simply said: "Is this a question?" - Discuss.
After a short time he wrote: "If that is a question, then this is an answer."
The student received an "A" on the exam.


Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school.


Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.


Teacher: Mary please point to America on the map.
Mary: This is it.
Teacher: Well done Mary! Now class, who found America?
Class: Mary did.


Teacher: "Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?
"Student: "Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn't have discovered anything.


Teacher: 'Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?
Sam: 'I don't know.'
Teacher: 'Bark, Sam, bark.'
Sam: 'Bow, wow, wow!'


Principal: "I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all of your teachers. What have you been doing?"
Johnny: "Nothing, sir."
Principal: "Exactly!"


Teacher: You failed the Test

Raju: Teri maa ki chut madarchod ese kese fail kr diye .. chacha vidhayak hai hmare maa chod denge ...

Monday 20th of July 2015

- Ravi

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